Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
I will never trust pink again
The main reason why I hate pink
what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.
Sass Master Satan.
things that are harder than they should be
- telling your friends how much you like them
- telling your crushes how much you like them
- evening out your eyeliner
why does everyone suspect the cute one who adopts strays but not the guy whose name rhymes with cannibal
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
I can’t decide which fandom appeared most abruptly: the Hannibal fandom or the Disneyland Peter Pan fandom