on:
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
FUCKING BOOKS.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
I will never trust pink again
The main reason why I hate pink
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.
#damn someone had their sassy flakes today #calm down sass master satan
Sass Master Satan.
things that are harder than they should be
- telling your friends how much you like them
- telling your crushes how much you like them
- evening out your eyeliner
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
This needs to be on a shirt
why does everyone suspect the cute one who adopts strays but not the guy whose name rhymes with cannibal
Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer?
tea
But it’s hot…
only tea
there are no other drinks
only tea
Wait… What if you don’t like tea?
then the weak die
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
I can’t decide which fandom appeared most abruptly: the Hannibal fandom or the Disneyland Peter Pan fandom
passive aggressively listens to the smiths
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
